WORD I SAID "There once was a time, before television, before motion pictures, before radio, before books... The greatest part of human existence was spent in such a time. And then..." "Do you have anything to say about this before I launch it?" "I do think it's both elegant and very beautiful" "I wouldn't touch it with a plastic one" My best friend has gone away From hearing all the things I say You want me to be your friend It depends how much you wanna spend And I can't remember a word I said Can't remember a word I said Can't remember a word I said Can't remember a word I said I'm so dull I bore myself Power is my only wealth You think i'm a big tough boy You're prepared to be a toy And I can't remember a word you said Can't remember a word you said Can't remember a word you said Can't remember a word you said No! Yeah! (blah blah... over and over) (something) died right by my side I'll take you out for a ride Two things you can share with me Sex and insecurity And I can't remember a word I said Can't remember a word I said Can't remember a word I said Can't remember a word I said TOO MUCH Too much you see Too much you know Too much you think Too much you show Too much you hate Too much you're late Too much you buy Too much (something) Too much for one Too much for two Too much believing I got so much to do Too much you pay Too much you play Too much you lay Down to get your way Too much to take Too much to break Too much you lie Too much you fake Too smart for you Me and my brew I got my broken hand Know that I'm a man! Touch you on the floor Touch you all alone Take away your pride Touch you from inside Now you've seen the show 'Cos you want (something) I've got to slap my thigh 'Cos I know that you will buy Too much you bleed Too much you need I can feel the power Of the words I read Too much you die Too much you lie There's no solution Fill me up (something) Take away the T-shirt (something) like oppression Got nothing to hide Just need your attention Too much to make Too much to stake Finger's in the lake Just like Sir Francis Drake 7 ZARK 7 Take away the pain Take away the pain Take away the pain Take away the pain I suffer every day Give me everything I want everything Give me everything I want everything that I'm supposed to hate Feed it 'till it cracks Smash it through the bridge Bust it up and (something) Take me to the edge And I will take you back Crack it up And try to crack it down but I am just about too late RUN Ooo Ooo, whatta you do? Come-a-running after you Gonna chase you 'till your hair turns blue Up the hill and around the bend Gonna get you in the end Better look out baby when I do Run! Run! Run! Coming to get you Run! Run! Run! I'm running Oh Oh, Don't go slow Ain't about to let you go Gonna chase you 'till your hair turns grey Up the hill and around the bend Gonna get you in the end Never gonna let you get away Run! Run! Run! Coming to get you Run! Run! Run! I'm running Ooo Ooo, whatta you do? Come-a-running after you Gonna chase you 'till your hair turns blue Up the hill and around the bend Gonna get you in the end Better look out baby when I do Run! Run! Run! Coming to get you Run! Run! Run! BERGERAC Bergerac I think he's coming my way Bergerac I think he's coming my way Bergerac he's gonna get you some day Bergerac he's gonna get you some... He's gonna get you some day! Bergerac I think he's coming my way Bergerac I think he's coming my way Bergerac he's gonna get me some day Bergerac he's gonna get me some... He's gonna get me some day! Bergerac I think he's comin' to stay Bergerac I think he's comin' to stay Bergerac I think he's comin' my way Look out! Bergerac I think he's coming my I think he's coming my way! OL' MAN SAM Johnny was a man A bad, bad man Badder he was Than Ol' Man Sam We're all having fun child Smoking the ganja We can't find the plunger So we may have to run-ja We may have to run-ja! I saw the Peter Tosh And he was sloshed I saw the Peter Tosh And he was sloshed he was sloshed He was so much off his face Jabba was big and fat But don't tell him that He ate a cat he ate a rat And then he ate, then he ate, Then he ate a cricket bat Now it's time for us to go So don't be slow It's time for us to go So don't be slow don't be slow, Don't you be slow! B & T She thinks she's got a power bat But thanks her soul to think about that They're waiting for the truth to hit And no one wants to deal with it She thought so hard she bled all over They use weapons to take you over Take away your mind for a couple of years She takes (something) For this heart in grace Take you over Take you over Take me over Take you over I'm walking down to the top of the city You can see your head from the top of the city Big and ugly and it looks so pretty Good therapy when you're feeling shitty I'm walking down to the top of the city You can see your head from the top of the city Wait for the cold to smash you in the face You'll see me in there Everything you hate Take you over Take me over Take you over Take me over BOYS AT THE BEAK (Wow... anyone know?) SHAKESPEARE'S TACKLEBOX "The prisoners have escaped!" (every so often) "We will kill all of us" (every so often) "Exterminate them!" "Your time is running out Blake... your time and your luck" SHASHAVAGLAVA ShaSha! Shavaglava! Shavaglava! Shavaglava! ShaSha! Shavaglava! Shavaglava! Shava... (for the whole song) SCENESTER "Like people here are like really friendly... like, like... people have been great" "They're like um" "Like, like I had no idea" "Like totally tranquil" "Like, like!..." "Like... like I thought it was just like..." "Like wow you..." "Like... that's all you know, like I'll tell you about it when I get home" Hey look at me I'm a scenester! Hey look at me I'm a scenester! Hey look at me I'm a scenester! Can't get away from me scenester Go to all the rock and roll places Seen with all the rock and roll faces I'm gonna be a good bassist When I get myself a new tattoo Buy all the records that they do Go to all the shows that they do Wear all the clothes that they do I don't give a shit I don't have to Hate rock stars that are plastic 'Specially when they're geriatric Now they think that kids are fantastic They're so young and cute and they're so cool Feel so good I'm a scenester Feel so good I'm a scenester Feel so good I'm a scenester Can't stop me now I'm a scenester Deep down inside I'm a racist Deep down inside I'm a sexist Don't know much but I know that If you had Docs like me you'd be cool too FOOTY Footy day in Finley town Yeah yeah yeah yeah! At two o'clock the siren sounds Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Umpy throws the ball in play Yeah yeah yeah yeah! (something) Yeah yeah yeah yeah! I like footy! I like footy! I love footy! We love footy! I like footy! I love footy! I like footy! Kick that footy! I like footy! I like footy! Ooo yeah footy! We like footy! I love my footy! He likes footy! I like footy! I hate footy! Big sticks standing tall and white Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Make oh what a pretty sight Yeah yeah yeah yeah! The smell of blood is in the air Yeah yeah yeah yeah! (rival footy team) boys are scared Yeah yeah yeah yeah! I like footy! I like footy! I like footy! We love footy! I love footy! He loves footy! I like footy! Kick that footy! I like footy! I like footy! Ooo yeah footy! He likes footy! I love footy! I like footy! I like footy! I hate footy! (someone) takes a specca mark Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Pay (something) pay (something) Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Siren sounds we've won the day Yeah yeah yeah yeah! Grab a chick let's hit the hay Yeah yeah yeah yeah! I like footy! I like footy! I like footy! We love footy! I like footy! I like footy! Ooo yeah footy! Kick that footy! I like footy! I like footy! Kick me the footy! He loves footy! I like footy! I like footy! Love that footy! Chuck a specca! ANOTHER BRICK IN THE HEAD Come on baby We're gonna have a good time You'll show me yours I'll show you mine Come along down I'm not (something) as a man I'll show you why I'm a big tough man! Big tough man! Come on baby You're gonna lock down All of them said You are the whore of town Come in the back Sit on my lap If you don't suck my cock I'm gonna beat your head with a big piece of rock! Beat you with this rock! Too bad baby You bit too late Now I'm going back To tell all my mates How I cut you open Until you're dead I'm so glad I smashed your head! OLD MAN SAM Johnny was a man Bad bad man Baddest man in all the land Badder he was Than Old Man Sam We're all here Drinking beer Drinking beer without a care Drinking beer Without a care! I saw Johnny Cash Saw Johnny Cash and he was smashed Johnny Cash, Johnny Cash He was smashed Elvis was big and fat Was big and fat, so how about that? Big and fat, so how about that? How about that? Rock and roll Rock and roll Rock and rock and rock and roll Rock and roll, Rock and roll Now it's time for us to go Time to go so don't be slow Don't be slow, time to go Time to go, rock and roll INVISIBLE MAN "Listen, Green!" "Green listen!" They can't see me They can't touch me They can't fuck me I'm Invisible Man They can't hurt me They can't take me They can't shake me I'm Invisible Man I'm gonna hurt you I'm gonna get you Gonna run you right down (something) man You can't touch me You can't take me Don't you know? I'm Invisible Man I'm gonna chase you I'm gonna get you Gonna get you boy I'm gonna run you down You can't touch me You can't shake me I'm gonna get you both And take you all over town You can't touch me You can't fuck me Don't you know? I feel so bad You can't touch me You can't take me Don't you know? I'm the Invisible Man You just shot me! You just hurt me! Oh my God! Thought I was bad! You just shot me! You just struck me! I'm no longer Invisible man I'm gonna lie down I'm gonna lie down Lie down here Until I'm dead You just shot me You just struck me Now you are The invisible man K.C.R. Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me and I'll cut you open Step on me Look in the mirror I play with my hair It's long and It's lovely And lavish and fair I comb it and stroke it And wash it all day It makes me so sexy Yeah, that's what they say Look at my body It's long and It's lean It sure may be pretty But boy am I mean Paid all those bogans And, God, they're obscene They'll never touch My big bacon machine Rocking and rolling And looking real good Slamming and banging My head like I should Now don't you mess with me I might start a fight I've got some ripped jeans Look so cool and so tight I love your attention When you hold me near Now shut up and buy me Some smokes and more beer I know that you love me And I love me too But what you don't know is That I'm using you! Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Don't talk to me Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Talk to me and I'll make you sick Don't you talk to me! FUCKEN ACE Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party I was off my face! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party I was off my face! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party I was off my face! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party it was fucken ace! Went to a party I was off my face! I went home it was fucken ace! I went home it was fucken ace! I went home it was fucken ace! I went to bed I was off my face! I was in bed it was fucken ace! I was in bed it was fucken ace! I was in bed it was fucken ace! I passed out I was off my face! Off my face! Off my face!