Ivy an the big apples

1.Chest hair
2.Hot water and milk
3.Buy me a pony
4.When fusion ruled the Earth
5.Calypso
6.Goin' off
7.Don't kil nipper
8.Horschach army
9.Conjunctivitus
10.Joyce's hut
11.Jasper
12.Goosh
13.Should have done what my mum always told me to
14.Hey
15.Hawaiian nights
16.Driving up the ceiling
(17.Secret song)

CHEST HAIR

He used to live with a knife in the wall
Blonde to the bone, liked to piss out the door
Maidens of Eire licked his arse every day
Thought he could talk, just had nothing to say

Yeah!
Yeah!

He loved to say "Don't you know who you are?"
Wrote poetry, Morrisey, Johnny Marr
He tried to tell us all
That we were going to fall
If we didn't change our ways
Tried to pretend it was all just a phase

Yeah!
Yeah!

Then Kieran said to his face from a far
Look at the circle on our calendar
You know that that's the day
When you'll be gone away
We're kicking you right out of here
So time to go, pack your bags, shed a tear

Yeah! You're gone
Yeah! You're gone
Yeah! You're gone
Yeah! You're gone

HOT WATER & MILK

You're dumb but it's sweet
I'd hate you smarter than me
Can't you see?
That's what begins the confusion

You're just the perfect man
No feet, no head, no hands
Can't you see?
That's where we'll end the confusion

You've said it
I've said it
You've said it

But I meant it
You've said it
I've said it
You've said it
But I dread it again

We're from different worlds
You're boys and I'm from girls
Can't you see?
That's what begins the confusion

You think I love you
But I know that isn't true
Can't you see?
There isn't any confusion

You've said it
I've said it
You've said it
But I meant it
You've said it
I've said it
You've said it
But I dread it again

BUY ME A PONY

Don't you wanna be
A personality
An ocean in the sea
But you'll never make it
If you can't shake it
So don't mistake it
Just try and fake it
And I want you to know
You don't have far to go
So we'll use all your dough
To buy new clothes
And see what flows
And powder your nose
For those photos
You're almost on your way
To popularity
And we'll teach you to play
With icy stare
And punk rock hair
And beatnik flair
We'll take you there

'Coz there's nobody else like you
And we sure care just what you're doing
After we have gone our seperate ways

So don't you want to be
A big time entity
Your place in history
But don't be scared
Of what we said
'Coz there's no end
To being your friend
But wait out in the hall
We've just received a call
We'll have to dump you all
But don't you try
To pass us by
'Coz we own you
Until we're through

And there's so many round like you
And we don't care just what you're doing
After we have gone our seperate ways

WHEN FUSION RULED THE EARTH

(no lyrics)

CALYPSO

Sunshine
On my window
Makes me happy
Like I should be

Outside
All around me
Really sleazy
Then it hits me

Don't tell me
You can't see
What it means to me
Me me

Meanwhile
In the moonlight
Purple people
Unforseeable

Lonely
As they may be
They'll be peachy
Then it hits me

Don't tell me
You can't see
What it means to me
Me me me

Sunshine
On my window
Makes me happy
Like I should be

Outside
All around me
Really sleazy
Then it hits me

Don't tell me
You can't see
What it means to me
Me me

Don't tell me
You can't see
What it means to me
Me me me

GOIN' OFF

There are some people
Who are
Dickheads
They don't care
What they
Do to
Others

I've seen some people
Cut up
Felt up
Just when they're
Dancing
Singing
Grinning
Watching the band play

DON'T KILL NIPPER

It's all over don't you know
There's nothing left for me and you

It's been a long time coming!
No point running!

What will you do when everything burns up
And you want to travel back in your head
And your dead

Everybody wants to be someone
But if your dead it won't be fun

It's been a long time coming!
No point running!

You thought the sun shone out of your buttcheeks
And all around your head
Illuminated

Sit right back and find a friend
It won't be long until the end

It's been a long time coming!
No point running!

I can't wait to see the look on your face
When you realise I'm not talking shit
And that's it

HORSCHACK ARMY

"We wasted it all" (???)

CONJUNCTIVITUS

You make my eyes glow
Conjunctivitus!
What ever it is
Feels like bliss

You make my heart burn
Appendicitis!
What ever it is
Feels like bliss

You'll never know I adore you
I get this pain in my head
Then comes the time when I'm near you
I nearly fall on my
Head spins
Meningitis!
What ever it is
Feels like bliss

You're making my teeth shine
Gingivitis!
What ever it is
Feels like bliss

You'll never know I adore you
I get this pain in my head
Then comes the time when I'm near you
I nearly fall on an
Angel
Down from the sky
You give me your halo
You say with a sigh

You tell me it's time now
To make a new start
You wanted my kidneys
I gave you my heart

You make me sick when I see you
I get this pain in my head
Then comes the time when I'm near you
I think I'm already dead
Already dead
Already dead
Already dead
Already dead
Already dead
Already dead
Already dead
Already dead

JOYCE'S HUT

Drifting sideways is what I like on a Monday
Sinking quiet and thinking (something)
Drown the (??) (something) fools (??) (something)

I can see what I see (something)

Boldy surfing I want no fighting in my car (??)
Tinsel's with her (??) and (something) too far
(something) you are (??)
(something) for a few months (??)

JASPER

I was trying to remember
Why we used to say "Hello"
Even though I never liked you anyway

You were always there to shit me
And you really did annoy me
Don't invite me to your party Saturday

I'll go anyway!

Do you miss me are you
Happy now you don't see me around
Does it feel like you're the man you are again

I've been trying to remember
Why we used to say "Hello"
Even though it doesn't matter anyway

I still wanna stay (??)

GOOSH

Whenever you call
My name
I nearly run out to kill you
'Cos baby you've gone
Insane
And I don't know how to tell you
'Cos baby you look
So strange
Hanging down from the ceiling
And maybe you need
A change
To take you mind to better days

Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo
Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo
Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo
Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo

SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT MY MUM ALWAYS TOLD ME TO

I know you and you know me
I've got no personality
Take away all your sympathy
Do what you like to do to me

N-no-no-no-n-no-no!
N-no-no-no-no!

I can see the way it's gonna go
Only you and me will ever know
Busting out of here is gonna be
Almost an impossibility

See the way that you're looking at me today
(something) Can I swim? Can I get away?
I can see, I can hear, I can taste the air
Wanna run but I'm under intensive care

N-no-no-no-n-no-no!
N-no-no-no-n-no-no!
N-no-no-no-n-no-no!

I don't ever wanna say it
Let me go and then I'll play it
Don't you ever wanna see it?
Looking at me with an eye

I can see trouble brewing
Don't you tell me what you're doing
I don't ever wanna do it
Looking at you with an eye

N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no!
N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no!
N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no!
N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-no!

Look at all the things you've done to me
I can see you're where you want to be
Put me in this sick serenity
I can tell there's not much time for me

Feeling sick, (something), yeah I'm slowing down
Gotta get to a beat gotta come around
See the door open up, see you coming through
Should have done what my mum always told me to

HEY

Hey
I don't remember my name
And if you think that I'm sane
My personality's out again (??)

Hey
I'll think of something to say
It really isn't my day
And I apologise in each and every single way

No
I'm never ready to go
And they will bet that I'm slow
But then they tell me I'm wonderful

So
I'm very happy to show
That everyone that I know
Is living the tale of woe

HAWAIIAN NIGHTS

(no lyrics)

DRIVING UP THE CEILING

Driving
Up the ceiling
Wheeling (??)
All I'm meaning (??)
Dreaming
Of the night time
Thinking
To a new sign
As we're taking
Sunshine

Waiting (??)
Saw the moon shine
Slinking (??)
Into tree tops (time??) (??)
You're a comet (??)
Waiting (??)
For the big time (??)

{SECRET UNLISTED SONG}
BIG FURRY GREEN MONSTER

Big furry green
Monster unseen
Climbs up the hill
Then, down
Eats all the cow
Horse and the plough
Looks at the treats
Around
Big furry green
Monster quite mean
Begins the day
Alone
Thinks in his mind
There was a time
When everything
Was fine
Now can you see
No one but me
To do the monster
Things
Ate all the trees
Grass and the leaves
And then he says
"Why am I the only
So sad and lonely,
Once I adored you,
Now I ignore you."
Big furry green
Monster quite clean
Reaches the cliff
Twilight
Something inside
Doesn't feel right
Then all the fear
Subsides
Makes up his mind
Now is the time
To be-a-leaving
Home
Opens his wings
Leaps with a spring
And then he whispers
"Why am I the only,
So sad and lonely,
Once I adored you,
Now I ignore you.
Why am I the only,
So sad and lonely,
Once I adored you,
Now I ignore you."