CHEST HAIR He used to live with a knife in the wall Blonde to the bone, liked to piss out the door Maidens of Eire licked his arse every day Thought he could talk, just had nothing to say He loved to say "Don't you know who you are?" Wrote poetry, Morrisey, Johnny Marr He tried to tell us all That we were going to fall If we didn't change our ways Tried to pretend it was all just a phase Then Kieran said to his face from a far Look at the circle on our calendar You know that that's the day When you'll be gone away We're kicking you right out of here So time to go, pack your bags, shed a tear Yeah! You're gone Yeah! You're gone Yeah! You're gone Yeah! You're gone HOT WATER & MILK You're dumb but it's sweet I'd hate you smarter than me Can't you see? That's what begins the confusion You're just the perfect man No feet, no head, no hands Can't you see? That's where we'll end the confusion You've said it I've said it You've said it But I meant it You've said it I've said it You've said it But I dread it again We're from different worlds You're boys and I'm from girls Can't you see? That's what begins the confusion You think I love you But I know that isn't true Can't you see? There isn't any confusion You've said it I've said it You've said it But I meant it You've said it I've said it You've said it But I dread it again BUY ME A PONY Don't you wanna be A personality An ocean in the sea But you'll never make it If you can't shake it So don't mistake it Just try and fake it And I want you to know You don't have far to go So we'll use all your dough To buy new clothes And see what flows And powder your nose For those photos You're almost on your way To popularity And we'll teach you to play With icy stare And punk rock hair And beatnik flair We'll take you there 'Coz there's nobody else like you And we sure care just what you're doing After we have gone our seperate ways So don't you want to be A big time entity Your place in history But don't be scared Of what we said 'Coz there's no end To being your friend But wait out in the hall We've just received a call We'll have to dump you all But don't you try To pass us by 'Coz we own you Until we're through And there's so many round like you And we don't care just what you're doing After we have gone our seperate ways WHEN FUSION RULED THE EARTH (no lyrics) CALYPSO Sunshine On my window Makes me happy Like I should be Outside All around me Really sleazy Then it hits me Don't tell me You can't see What it means to me Me me Meanwhile In the moonlight Purple people Unforseeable Lonely As they may be They'll be peachy Then it hits me Don't tell me You can't see What it means to me Me me me Sunshine On my window Makes me happy Like I should be Outside All around me Really sleazy Then it hits me Don't tell me You can't see What it means to me Me me Don't tell me You can't see What it means to me Me me me GOIN' OFF There are some people Who are Dickheads They don't care What they Do to Others I've seen some people Cut up Felt up Just when they're Dancing Singing Grinning Watching the band play DON'T KILL NIPPER It's all over don't you know There's nothing left for me and you It's been a long time coming! No point running! What will you do when everything burns up And you want to travel back in your head And your dead Everybody wants to be someone But if your dead it won't be fun It's been a long time coming! No point running! You thought the sun shone out of your buttcheeks And all around your head Illuminated Sit right back and find a friend It won't be long until the end It's been a long time coming! No point running! I can't wait to see the look on your face When you realise I'm not talking shit And that's it HORSCHACK ARMY "We wasted it all" (???) CONJUNCTIVITUS You make my eyes glow Conjunctivitus! What ever it is Feels like bliss You make my heart burn Appendicitis What ever it is Feels like bliss You'll never know I adore you I get this pain in my head Then comes the time when I'm near you I nearly fall on my Head spins Meningitis! What ever it is Feels like bliss You're making my teeth shine Gingivitis! What ever it is Feels like bliss You'll never know I adore you I get this pain in my head Then comes the time when I'm near you I nearly fall on an Angel Down from the sky You give me your halo You say with a sigh You tell me it's time now To make a new start You wanted my kidneys I gave you my heart You make me sick when I see you I get this pain in my head Then comes the time when I'm near you I think I'm already dead Already dead Already dead Already dead Already dead Already dead Already dead Already dead Already dead JOYCE'S HUT Drifting sideways is what I like on a Monday Sinking quiet and thinking (something) Drown the (??) (something) fools (??) (something) I can see what I see (something) Boldy surfing I want no fighting in my car (??) Tinsel's with her (??) and (something) too far (something) you are (??) (something) for a few months (??) JASPER I was trying to remember Why we used to say "Hello" Even though I never liked you anyway You were always there to shit me And you really did annoy me Don't invite me to your party Saturday I'll go anyway! Do you miss me are you Happy now you don't see me around Does it feel like you're the man you are again I've been trying to remember Why we used to say "Hello" Even though it doesn't matter anyway I still wanna stay (??) GOOSH Whenever you call My name I nearly run out to kill you 'Cos baby you've gone Insane And I don't know how to tell you 'Cos baby you look So strange Hanging down from the ceiling And maybe you need A change To take you mind to better days Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo Doo-doo-do-doo SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT MY MUM ALWAYS TOLD ME TO I know you and you know me I've got no personality Take away all your sympathy Do what you like to do to me N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-no! I can see the way it's gonna go Only you and me will ever know Busting out of here is gonna be Almost an impossibility See the way that you're looking at me today (something) Can I swim? Can I get away? I can see, I can hear, I can taste the air Wanna run but I'm under intensive care N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! I don't ever wanna say it Let me go and then I'll play it Don't you ever wanna see it? Looking at me with an eye I can see trouble brewing Don't you tell me what you're doing I don't ever wanna do it Looking at you with an eye N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-n-no-no! N-no-no-no-no! Look at all the things you've done to me I can see you're where you want to be Put me in this sick serenity I can tell there's not much time for me Feeling sick, (something), yeah I'm slowing down Gotta get to a beat gotta come around See the door open up, see you coming through Should have done what my mum always told me to HEY Hey I don't remember my name And if you think that I'm sane My personality's out again (??) Hey I'll bet there's something to say If you were using my day (??) And I am (something) every single way No I'm never ready to go And they will bet that I'm slow But then they tell me I'm wonderful So I'm very happy to show That everyone that I know Is living the tale of woe HAWAIIAN NIGHTS (no lyrics) DRIVING UP THE CEILING Driving Up the ceiling Wheeling (??) All I'm meaning (??) Dreaming Of the night time Thinking To a new sign As we're taking Sunshine Waiting (??) Saw the moon shine Slinking (??) Into tree tops (time??) (??) You're a comet (??) Waiting (??) For the big time (??) {SECRET UNLISTED SONG} Big furry green Monster I'm seeing Climbs up the hill Then, down Into my (something) (something) Looks at the treats Around Big furry green Monster quite mean Defends the day Alone Face in his mind There was a time When everything Was fine Now can you see No one but me Do do the monster Things Ate all the trees Grass and the leaves And then he says "Why am I the only, So sad and lonely, Once I have told you, Now I ignore you." Big furry green Monster quite clean Reaches the cliff Twilight Something inside Doesn't feel right Then all the fear Subsides Makes up his mind Now is the time To be-a-leaving Home Opens his wings Leaps with a spring And then he whispers "Why am I the only, So sad and lonely, Once I have told you, Now I ignore you. Why am I the only, So sad and lonely, Once I have told you, Now I ignore you."